liquidglue:

liquidglue:

liquidglue:

liquidglue:

'cause the players gonna play play play play play

alligators alligate gate gate gate gate

elevators elevate vate vate vate vate

shake it off

gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

semolavanpeltpan:

tithegirl:

shiips:

apolkadottedowl:

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

madehimsaycomfychairs:

floacist:

iwishitwas1983:

I’m crying.

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning

"mr. owl"
"oh jesus christ"
"please don’t give me that look"
"please don’t fly"

DYING omg

That owl is 30000000% done

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

I would have loved to see his reaction if the owl had flown right back in the window.

The owl is so menacing omg

reblog forever because owls are both the best thing ever and beyond terrifying.

Hahahahaha!! I want 50 of them.

insp (x)

I promise to always be your shoulder when you need someone to cry on. I promise to cook your favourite meal when you can’t leave your bed. I promise to hold your hand or wrap an arm around you when you need the extra sense of security. I promise to be what you need when you need it.

I promise to grow old with you and to watch the seasons change year after year. I promise to build snowmen with you and then with our children. I promise to throw the fallen leaves into air and to jump throw them after we finished raking them together. I promise to always throw the first water balloon so you can blame me for starting it when you kick my ass in the fight. I promise that you’ll never lose the feeling of being a child.

I promise to leave you little love notes around the house of my appreciation and gratitude for you. I promise to show you my feelings by kissing you and touching you. I promise to always tell you how much I love you.

This list of promises are promises I never thought I’d promise.

– Me - ( @mouth-two-mouth)

im-quite-the-screamer:

lady-redrum:

wasthatnotsideblog:

just gonna say this: if someone has social anxiety and they ask you something akin to ‘are you mad at me’ or ‘do you hate me’, it isn’t because they don’t trust you, it’s because their brain literally tells them that all the time

it’s not a personal slight, it’s insecurity caused by mental illness

thanks

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